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<div style="position: absolute; top: 36%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">Welcome to (text-colour:lime)+(bg:black)[Submerged in Stink] a fart based choose your own adventure game!
[[PLAY GAME]]
[[CREDITS]]
[[CHAPTER SELECT]]
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<div style="position: absolute; top: 49%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">You awake to the sound of your alarm clock blaring wildly at 6:00am. Today is the day you start your new job as a marine biologist on a cutting edge ''Nuclear Submarine!'' You've been waiting for this for months now, you're supposed to meet up with your new //Captain// at 0800 down at the pier...
[[Better get packed]]WORK IN PROGRESSWORK IN PROGRESS<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
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<div style="position: absolute; top: 49%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">As soon as you finish packing the necessities in the backpack, i.e. clothes, toothbrush and all, you realize you only have room to pack one last thing... What should you bring?
[[A Novelty Gas Mask]]
[[A Protien Shake]]
[[Disposable Camera]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/idxr7wrgg2iypqtuhl68d/gasmask.png?rlkey=pc85wi2jd3y3kutks0d5ix0qm&st=0r8kf10k&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 49%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">''A novelty gas mask!'' You're not actually sure if it works or not, but you have a gut feeling that this might come in handy. Couldn't imagine why that might be...
[[Choose the Gas Mask?]]
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Choose a different item?")[
(set: _choice to (either: "Better get packed"))
(goto: _choice)
]]''A chocolate protien shake!'' You never know when this quick snack might save your life.
[[Choose the protien shake?]]
(link: "Choose a different item?")[
(set: _choice to (either: "Better get packed"))
(goto: _choice)
]WORK IN PROGRESS<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/55zwv5y8iqk49jgf68mju/gasmaskselect.png?rlkey=09ahyth5yijladiiebl4wekts&st=ku0ufsrq&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 49%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">Without thinking to hard about it, you decided the ''Gas Mask'' was the best choice. Stuffing it into your backpack. You're ready to head off to the pier and meet up with the crew, starting your new job.
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Get to the pier!")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Get to Pier"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/0qdaswse8a2hekp9u0f2m/pier.png?rlkey=i6cz4bqztnmjf2cqslvkkiypz&st=j226dxdu&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 49%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">Without a moment to spare, you packed your belongings and are now standing around on the pier, you’re excitement is palpable. Over the phone, you were told you would be met by the submarine’s captain here. Suppose all there is to do is wait…
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Wait like you've been told")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Wait"))
(goto: _choice)
]
(link: "Explore the Pier")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Walk"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/0qdaswse8a2hekp9u0f2m/pier.png?rlkey=i6cz4bqztnmjf2cqslvkkiypz&st=j226dxdu&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
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The ocean breeze is delightful. But really, you'd much rather be getting on with the whole adventure. You glance down at your watch. It is 8:11am.
"They told me 8:00am..." you think to yourself. You begin to worry, perhaps this whole new job really was too good to be true.
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Wait a little longer?")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Wait Longer"))
(goto: _choice)
]
(link: "Explore the pier?")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Walk"))
(goto: _choice)
]]WORK IN PROGRESS<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/y4ye5i7gg8ddessgjucx7/Wellhellotheresailor.png?rlkey=6p8drd29cxke7md32wnyl6e5d&st=1db2oypn&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">Maybe they're just running a little behind? Before you know it, you here a the sweetest voice call out from behind you.
"Well, hello there sailor, come here often?"
Quickly you spin around. That's when you see her. Laughing at your nervous demeanor, she grabs your hand and shakes it.
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Introduce yourself")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Meet Captain"))
(goto: _choice)
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<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/l2wmnl4izhg0urvlytrkp/meadowspierone.png?rlkey=rozeq8tvrexfzh5zkd2tckbib&st=cngyor8j&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">Captain Meadows introduces herself. You do your best to return the favor. "Pleasure to meet you, I'm sure we can find PLENTY of marine biology work for you to do on the ship" She winks at you. Your heart melts just a little.
"Well, any questions? Or shall we just get started?"
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Ask The Captain?")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Ask "))
(goto: _choice)
]
(link: "Just get started!")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Get Started"))
(goto: _choice)
]]What do you want to ask the Captain?
What is my job going to be like?
What is our first mission?
How are you so pretty?<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/6tl5zirbmmrchwbz76fks/Getinside.png?rlkey=9tom5mchff36gjkl78b56gkd2&st=jn7yh2sq&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">Captain Meadows laughs. "Eager are we? Well I can't say I blame you. Follow me newbie! Lets get you all settled up aboard the submarine and I'll show you around!" Eager is right, you follow quickly behind the captain, welcome aboard!
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Aye Aye Captian!")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Boarding"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/5yt39wiuy4c6ruiuebat7/Followinside-1.png?rlkey=42fc0grei30mafnadc6p7my9x&st=wgkc1hry&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">//As soon as she opens the main hatchway, you immediately notice a ripe sulphuric odor wafting out from the interior of the airtight watercraft.//'' Captain Meadows smirks at you when she hears your stifled coughs.
"First things first... how long can you hold your breath?"
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Lie: Long time!")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Verylong"))
(goto: _choice)
]
(link: "Truth: Short time")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Notverylong"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/9lrbbnv7lnfbmnlldgdlh/verygoodtohear.png?rlkey=31uir9nd0k1ak2rdj8mtkef52&st=qvwvm0fc&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">Trying your best not to sound like an absolute dork, saying you hold your breath just as well as the next guy. She grins as you speak. You suppose you've answered correctly, or at the very least, told the captain exactly what she wants to hear.
"Good to hear newbie, very good to hear"
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Notverylong2"))
(goto: _choice)
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<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/t1vbq4jjerfjrfo7ahakg/olympicswimlungs.png?rlkey=afi1f1ztlsjjk5qcen32v6l74&st=nv9rw55p&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">You boast as loudly about your lung capacity, assuming it'll get you on her good side. After all, when applying for an underwater work envoirnment, it would be stupid to say you can't hold your breath... right? As soon as you finish your thought, the woman turns around, crossing her arms and sizing you up.
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Verylong2"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/9lrbbnv7lnfbmnlldgdlh/verygoodtohear.png?rlkey=31uir9nd0k1ak2rdj8mtkef52&st=qvwvm0fc&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">Before you can think of what to say in response to her, you're hit with another intense waft of this horrendous rotten egg smell. It burns the back of your throat and you begin to gag, Captain Meadows seems unbothered though...
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Ask about the smell")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_NotverylongStayQuiet"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/5yt39wiuy4c6ruiuebat7/Followinside-1.png?rlkey=42fc0grei30mafnadc6p7my9x&st=wgkc1hry&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">Unable to stand the smell any longer, through a stifled cough you ask the captain what the lingering stench is. Without skipping a beat, the woman stops in he tracks and turns to face you, wearing a smile ear to ear.
"Oh, yes! That would be me."
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "THAT WAS YOU?!")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_MeSBD"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/og2sbuhqqbc5tgcj2vtiw/Followinside-3.png?rlkey=rhcl4kgk6txzf18y8v7fffqxr&st=wc8dt8ky&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">Captain Meadows erupts with laughter. "I guess the cat's out of the bag with this one huh?" (text-colour:yellow)[*Phssssffffft*] a facemeltingly awful SBD escapes her ass and quickly engulfs you both in her henious stench. "I guess I forgot to mention, I run a rather... unusual work envoirnment here on the ship." She laughs again
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Unusual"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/nvuujz8m0rw0h1b9dgqq7/unusual-work-environment.png?rlkey=x4t5fwuqijhnvrskgz2a6sowl&st=uyxjbpaz&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">She leans in closer to you, the smell of her farts intensifying "Oh yes, some might say VERY unusual. You see, I get off to making you egg heads smell my toxic farts all day long. You'll find this submarine to be an INTENSE dutch oven." Her voice is so sensual, but the topic is revolting...
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Unusual2"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/nvuujz8m0rw0h1b9dgqq7/unusual-work-environment.png?rlkey=x4t5fwuqijhnvrskgz2a6sowl&st=uyxjbpaz&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">You try your best not to gag as you hear her let out another plume of toxic gas. "So newbie, still excited to start the new job aboard my ship?"
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Yes Captain")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Yes"))
(goto: _choice)
]
(link: "NO WHAT THE FUCK?")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_No"))
(goto: _choice)
]]
(text-colour:magenta)[(link: "Use item: GAS MASK")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Use"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/0evxej3f888ml7g1e2xzl/GM_Yes.png?rlkey=nw67bxk7o38cfjisrqhptek3h&st=nvc0kb1g&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">"Good answer" She smirks as she lets out another mindnumbing fart. //How often does this bitch rip ass?// "Don't worry newbie, before too long you'll be breathing in my farts like oxygen." Before you can say anything else she points toward the closest door. "Your quaters." She smiles
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Enter your quaters")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_END"))
(goto: _choice)
]]
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<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/j5mxievxtsbp344u68bjg/GM_no.png?rlkey=rh0m7bgo84xv2tc50z6rfwqfu&st=71p2vxcf&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);"> As soon as you utter the words, Meadows stops dead in her tracks.
"No? Did you just tell me... no?"
(text-colour:red)[You sense you've made some sort of mistake. ]
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_No2"))
(goto: _choice)
]]WORK IN PROGRESS <div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/fvrhc2pp0aagq5s2780dp/yourquaters.png?rlkey=wvi9ejggxavwy1pkpnk38xzo9&st=dn13frn4&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">You step inside the tiny broom closet of a room. The lingering stench of farts permiating the small space. "Enjoy your new home on the ship newbie." She places her hand on your shoulder. "Don't forget, we have a team meeting tomorrow, at 0900 hours. Don't be late, or else" She winks. What have you got yourself into?
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Settle In")[
(set: _choice to (either: "ItemMissing"))
(goto: _choice)
]]
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<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/02jnhpi41yp38f24cgcgj/GM_No2.png?rlkey=d7s269zpkkgfgol8fmjlewhnp&st=oqvd9qmn&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">Perhaps I didn't hear you correctly, Newbie. So I'll give you one chance to repeat yourself. //Are you excited to start the new job aboard my ship?//"
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Yes Ma'am! Sorry Captain!")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Yes"))
(goto: _choice)
]
(link: "No, I said NO")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_No3"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/1hwf6h4o9hlysns9n2mjm/Photo-Jul-27-2025-9-19-12-AM.png?rlkey=f7ahenhuy9xsrgn55uwfycpe0&st=lyc7jltz&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">"Wow, mutiny before you've even started your first day here? What a bold move newbie." Your heart sinks. Mutiny? Wait have you just commited a CRIME? You head starts racing, maybe applying for this job was a terrible idea after all. "Put your hands behind your back newbie. We're taking you to the brig."
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_No4"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/k098ipupsgpeumm4tktjr/mutiny.png?rlkey=gq8pf7cmog4t0ucik5rkrl6mv&st=vs4pbea2&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">Meadows pulls a pair of handcuffs out of nowhere and binds you, leading you toward the bridge.
(text-colour:red)[-You dropped your gas mask]
"Now, don't try anything funny till we get to the brig, newbie. We'll have much to discuss once we get there"
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "MAZEORBRIG"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/k098ipupsgpeumm4tktjr/mutiny.png?rlkey=gq8pf7cmog4t0ucik5rkrl6mv&st=vs4pbea2&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">You walk in silence with the Captain for a few steps before a thought pops into your brain "run." is all it says...
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "RUN")[
(set: _choice to (either: "RUN"))
(goto: _choice)
]
(link: "DONT RUN")[
(set: _choice to (either: "DontRun"))
(goto: _choice)
]]WORK IN PROGRESS<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/wxc3cakbaies0wcr72w4g/jailcell1.png?rlkey=y2ocy3n3mqi2121lkyhjnta82&st=xs73qeuf&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">You decide running probably isn't the best course of action, you're in enough trouble as it is. Besides, maybe she'll here you out? Maybe you're not in nearly as much trouble as you think you are... right? Finally you both make it to the ships brig. A dimly lit steel room...
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "DontRun2"))
(goto: _choice)
]]MAZE GAME START<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/lf2t6ukhqm1eztaeld1os/brigOne.png?rlkey=32nnvlbsxktx5ms88562a7wnx&st=0jx880om&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">"So tell me newbie, are you starting to regert your life choices yet?" You give her a half hearted nod. "I know, I know, its only your first day, you PROBABLY didn't know any better right? But I have a reputation to uphold y'know, so just sit tight, and we'll get you disiplined..." Well, That can't be good...
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "DontRun3"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/0ftbwdguzmf33e7q5oc5i/brigtwo.png?rlkey=5silsbh0anoaimbujhm5wpfe8&st=y343evlp&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">Captain Meadows turns around, pointing her ass directly at you. "Standard sentance for disobeying a direct order is 'aroma therapy'" She says, "Sorry newbie, I dont make the rules... Oh who am I kidding, I ABSOLUTELY make the rules!" She erupts in laughter.
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "DontRun4"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/ny9v6bfc88pos0i5rncn1/brigthree.png?rlkey=j1g8eqxhmhgr5l842gz7ugd6v&st=o1mmckh6&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">Her ass just inches from your face now, you begin to panic. You've learned by now that her farts are revolting, but you can't imagine how insane it must be up close and personal like this...
"Alright baby, get ready for me, I feel a realy HOT one coming"
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Brace Yourself")[
(set: _choice to (either: "DontRun5"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/hdkssucv565el3ugst2t6/brigfour.png?rlkey=5zq8sl41y7oaafkrwnqlsefdw&st=zlypndrz&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">As soon as she finished her sentance, you were blasted with a wave of boiling sulfur clouds. It reeks. The stench clings to the back of your throat and stings you eyes. "Ahhh, oh man, that was intense huh? How are you doing back there sweet thing?"
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Beg for mercy")[
(set: _choice to (either: "Beg"))
(goto: _choice)
]
(link: "Ignore her")[
(set: _choice to (either: "StayQuiet"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/w097e55undp3y3i11259u/beg.png?rlkey=e6arfohod9n2w01rjvpkfjbyn&st=c0xzzgmi&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">You beg her to stop, to which she spins around again, leaning over to look you in the eyes. "You're so cute when you beg, you know that?" You're not sure whether you're more turned on or frightened, so all you can think to do is nod a little.
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "Beg2"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/w097e55undp3y3i11259u/beg.png?rlkey=e6arfohod9n2w01rjvpkfjbyn&st=c0xzzgmi&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">When Meadows doesn't get a response from you she laughs, "Oooh, cold shoulder huh? Nothing to say to me or my deadly ass? Not to worry. Mama has ways of making you talk."
(text-colour:red)[You're not sure you like the sound of that]
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "Beg2"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/ai6bhf343cocy13ctz84r/deal.png?rlkey=fr7tb9x3ojod5vmx9uabdc1u9&st=mw07wgn7&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">"Tell you what Newbie, I'll cut you a deal." She takes a step closer to you. "I can already tell that this next fart is going to be a horrible silent but deadly one, we're talking serious geneva convention warcrime level STINK. Do you understand?" Where is she going with this...?
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "Beg3"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/w097e55undp3y3i11259u/beg.png?rlkey=e6arfohod9n2w01rjvpkfjbyn&st=c0xzzgmi&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">"Heres the deal, I'll let you go back to your quaters, even leave the ship and go home, but only if you open that mouth up nice and wide and let me rip this tooooxic SBD directly down your throat. Sounds like a deal baby?"
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Deal")[
(set: _choice to (either: "Deal"))
(goto: _choice)
]
(link: "No Deal")[
(set: _choice to (either: "NoDeal"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/jm5c67u1zezcrb5x9mvw0/getinthere.png?rlkey=ftht58zu5s8rhwp6seiqcpw4o&st=cokb92ca&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">"Thats a good little fart sniffer, I love it when you do what you're told. Now open up." She bends over, again, you're staring down the barrel of a loaded weapon. "Oh man, its going to stiiiink, best of luck back there baby"
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Open your mouth for your captain")[
(set: _choice to (either: "DealFart"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/jm5c67u1zezcrb5x9mvw0/getinthere.png?rlkey=ftht58zu5s8rhwp6seiqcpw4o&st=cokb92ca&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">She laughs at you, turning around and pointing her ass directly at you again. "It's so cute how you think you really have a choice in this situation." You struggle with the handcuffs, desperately trying to get out of her ass's line of fire. But it's no use. "Now, open wide baby, its gonna STINK!"
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Brace Yourself")[
(set: _choice to (either: "NoDealFart"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/zwlcxudp0kcjsgtif1dan/brigfarttwo.png?rlkey=eylspunnmdq6uy4tyfii71mgf&st=swh393d1&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">Without a word, this horrific hissing makes itself known. It feels as though your face was shoved into a campfire, her gas is so insanely warm. And the smell... Oh god the smell. It's so much worse up close... you're starting to feel sick.
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Endure")[
(set: _choice to (either: "DealSurvive",))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/zwlcxudp0kcjsgtif1dan/brigfarttwo.png?rlkey=eylspunnmdq6uy4tyfii71mgf&st=swh393d1&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">Without a word, this horrific hissing makes itself known. It feels as though your face was shoved into a campfire, her gas is so insanely warm. And the smell... Oh god the smell. It's so much worse up close... you're starting to feel sick.
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Endure")[
(set: _choice to (either: "NoDealSurvive",))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/h2vx0fw6tjacdn771nmrw/brigfartone.png?rlkey=rv5l0kfy89d224b72bg7tx987&st=gc0nskvu&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">You choke and sputter through her posionous emissions, just barely long enough for the smell ti finally dissipate. She wiggles her ass a litte, clearly ammused. "Well well well, I must say, I'm impressed that you survived that one. It was nasty wasnt it?" She smirks again. "Now, about our deal..."
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "DealSurviveContinue"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/h2vx0fw6tjacdn771nmrw/brigfartone.png?rlkey=rv5l0kfy89d224b72bg7tx987&st=gc0nskvu&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">You choke and sputter through her posionous emissions, just barely long enough for the smell to finally dissipate. She wiggles her ass a litte, clearly ammused. "Well well well, I must say, I'm impressed that you survived that one. Its a shame we couldn't make a deal y'know"
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "NoDealSurvive2"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/xycxsm8a93p7kqftf8m1s/brigfartagain.png?rlkey=xqzllii6d01efnawwhreddrvl&st=1h2h36y2&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">She just wont... Stop... FARTING! Opening your mouth so she could fart down your throat was a horrible mistake. What started as a silent but deadly fart has now evolved into a hissing lethal smog. How can someone so hot, STINK this bad?! It burns... you c-can't... breathe...
(link: "It smells... so... bad...")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GameOver1"))
(goto: _choice)
]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/lsdhfy17pzegonwg7k6dv/brigfartknockout.png?rlkey=kczetw6dsprxe1nxoyrg5suk0&st=j6svrlz9&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);"> (text-colour:red)[GAME OVER-Huffed too close to the sun]
Unfortunately, you did NOT survive a silent but deadly fart directly to the mouth... To be be fair, NO ONE survives a fart like that, why do you think there was an open job position on this ship anyway? You think the last girl just quit?
"Bad" Ending 1/?
(link: "Play Again?")[
(set: _choice to (either: "PLAY GAME"))
(goto: _choice)
]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/w097e55undp3y3i11259u/beg.png?rlkey=e6arfohod9n2w01rjvpkfjbyn&st=yl0mh2ao&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">"Since you were such an obedient little fart huffer, I'll hold up my end of the deal. What are you choosing newbie? D'ya wanna stay onboard the ship? Or has someone had enough and wanna go home?"
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "I'll stay")[
(set: _choice to (either: "AgreeToStay"))
(goto: _choice)
]
(link: "Getting the FUCK outta here")[
(set: _choice to (either: "DemandToLeave"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/w097e55undp3y3i11259u/beg.png?rlkey=e6arfohod9n2w01rjvpkfjbyn&st=yl0mh2ao&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">"Oh I knew you would stay. I could tell by how eager you were to huff my ass. You and I are going to get along great newbie. Now lets get your pathetic fart huffing nose back to your quaters. Shall we?" You nod, reluctantly following her back to your quaters.
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Enter your quaters")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_END"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/0evxej3f888ml7g1e2xzl/GM_Yes.png?rlkey=nw67bxk7o38cfjisrqhptek3h&st=nvc0kb1g&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">"Go home huh? Well, about that. We've already departed. Whoopsies!" She laughs. "Anyways, I guess if you're not going to play ball... I'll just leave you here in the brig until we dock again. Sorry not sorry!" Right as you open your mouth to protest, she farts again.
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "NoDealSurvive",))
(goto: _choice)
]](link: "Enter your quaters")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_END"))
(goto: _choice)
]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/f5j02nqk159fprm56wxnh/nodeal.png?rlkey=u5pff1tgbnth9va8uczwvzyei&st=6cumiq7q&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">"Since you're oh so defiant, I guess that means you'll have to stay here in the brig for a while newbie, can't have the fresh meat being this uppity and all." She turns toward the door of the cell. "I hope you come to your senses quickly, for the sake of your sense of smell." She grins again.
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "What do you mean by that?")[
(set: _choice to (either: "BriggBadEnding"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/clqx17e8kg91ajc7jxy0k/emptycell.png?rlkey=luw6u9wci14vc33dxbjxt9z9f&st=qta30efs&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">Meadows just laughs at your question, a bubbly evil laugh as she shuts the door from the outside and locks it tight. The weight of the situation starts to come over you. You're now trapped in a cell on a submarine with a crazed farting woman. What kind of horror movie nightmare is this???
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "BriggBadEnding2"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/58vugttpv55f9olyyj8qo/lesssmell.png?rlkey=8xzs6l0f5eyrx8dvsmdg2relz&st=0gmym0mf&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);"> You sit there in the cell for a while, still in handcuffs. The room still reeks of her ass. Her farts seem to linger forever. God it stinks so bad in here. If you weren't so woozy from having to breathe in all of her farts, you'd probably be panicking right now...
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "BriggBadEnding3"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/p4q3xkxs64xpltf92v4r4/least-smell.png?rlkey=ctywwud895ps1b16j3m8idqti&st=yn8lxnag&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">It's so stuffy in here, you feel as though you've been in the cell for hours now, and the smell still hasn't let up. Still unable to move and unable to escape the stink,, you're beginning to wonder how this could get any worse.
Just then you hear a loud metallic click. Almost like an intercom...
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "BriggBadEnding4"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/0m2jw4ayr09ir647cfy8a/intercom1.png?rlkey=9ext4qmyubmwdaddxooavqj6j&st=1bc05xsg&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">You turn your head to the corner of the room and you spot it. Theres an intercom speaker, just as you notice the speaker, you hear a familiar voice through it. "Well hello there newbie, how is it going in there? Enjoying your time to think?"
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "BriggBadEnding5"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/0m2jw4ayr09ir647cfy8a/intercom1.png?rlkey=9ext4qmyubmwdaddxooavqj6j&st=1bc05xsg&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);"> "I just wanted to let you know how poorly you've made your decisions here today. You see that vent? The one right next to the intercom in that little cell of yours? That there isn't exactly for 'ventilation', not in the typical sense anyway."
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "BriggBadEnding6"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/mr2dgj2nbvhy9z1x45u4x/gas-chamber.png?rlkey=uw82c74jfotk6bdjqjk467j8z&st=664iihmf&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);"> Before you can even muster an answer, a loud sickly bubbling noise is heard over the intercom. "I'm going to give you oooone little guess as to where the other end of that vent leads too..." She erupts in a fit of laughter. "Oh man, that one was so bad! I almost feel sorry for you, newbie!"
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "BriggBadEnding7"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/depahpwf1jyxtx1mh1ajg/gaschamber2.png?rlkey=1pllhblrgc8pgsa52u7e6fl18&st=6xcz7joi&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);"> "Thats right baby! The other end of that vent leads directly to the restroom in my private quarters! Anything that I do in here, will waft, mercilessly down to you. Hope you enjoy being my personal fart filter from here on out! Good luck!"
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GameOver2"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/dce16vz2xfjewumfdh9kr/otherendofvent.png?rlkey=who20qmbqxxvs3mid3sxn8yq8&st=o8kjtimu&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">(text-colour:red)[GAMEOVER - Wrong end of the vent]
You don't survive the first full day in the brig. As your luck would have it, the rest of the crew was served chili for dinner... again. Captain Meadows spent the whole night in her private restroom after that, fumigating you the entire night with her rancid post-chili dinner fumes...
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Play Again?")[
(set: _choice to (either: "PLAY GAME"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/fvrhc2pp0aagq5s2780dp/yourquaters.png?rlkey=wvi9ejggxavwy1pkpnk38xzo9&st=dn13frn4&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">With Meadows waltzing off to the bridge, and doing your best to ignore the lingering smell, you begin to unpack you things and sort them around your quaters. Extra clothes here, tooth brush there... But wait... The Novelty Gas Mask...
(text-colour:red)[''It's missing.'']
[[End of Chapter One]](text-colour:green)[WORK IN PROGESS END OF CHAPTER ONE (GOOD ENDING?)]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/t1vbq4jjerfjrfo7ahakg/olympicswimlungs.png?rlkey=afi1f1ztlsjjk5qcen32v6l74&st=nv9rw55p&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">"Oh really? Lungs of an olympic swimmer huh?" Her face remains fixed with a cold uninterested gaze. "Awful cocky, don't you think newbie? I mean, that is quite the bold claim." She pauses for a moment. "What do you say we put those lungs of yours to the test?"
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "What do you mean by that?")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Verylong3"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/y8otk65b6b761e18xcc1e/following.png?rlkey=pnfsh5g1hzz9p17ervx3btag4&st=jjmcy9d7&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">Reluctantly, you follow the Captain down a hallway. You're not sure what it is she wants to show you, but you are sure of one thing. Something about her body language is telling you'' you're in great danger.'' Halfway down the hallway, Captain Meadows stops in her tracks and looks back to smirk at you.
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Is there something wrong?")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Verylong5"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/cysjekwwqpv8gp7l0zd7j/hiringprocess.png?rlkey=qzgligizhlvlx3urlcbhpto1c&st=s88mdhoe&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">Meadows' expression changes, a small grin creeps across her face. "I just want to see if you're as good as you say you are, think of it as part of the... hiring process. Follow me newbie, I wanna show you something."
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Continue")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Verylong4"))
(goto: _choice)
]]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/y8otk65b6b761e18xcc1e/following.png?rlkey=pnfsh5g1hzz9p17ervx3btag4&st=jjmcy9d7&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);">"Oh, no nothing wrong at all newbie. Not at all. Just excited to see what it is you're made of." You ask her why she stopped then, to which she giggles to herself a little. "Well I just had a thought, since you're so good at holding your breath, I'm sure you won't mind if I do this?"
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "Won't mind if you do what...?")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Verylong6"))
(goto: _choice)
]
]<div style="position: relative; text-align: left; color: grey;">
<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/f53e6kbw1b8yc444597io/followingFart.png?rlkey=zq4jinth57cgkqrkc6szq6h5z&st=ost5ai4y&dl=1" style="width: 105%;">
<div style="position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 77%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);"> The moment you ask the question, a loud, sharp horrible bubbling sound announces its presence. "WHEW! Oh man, I've been holding that in for sooooo long newbie, you have no idea. PHEW that STINKS! Good thing you've got the lungs of an olympic swimmer though right?"
(text-colour:cyan)[(link: "You sense you've made a mistake of some kind")[
(set: _choice to (either: "GM_Verylong7"))
(goto: _choice)
]]